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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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white person: howdy n-
me: 👀
white person: -eighbor
me: Hello white

white-rose-princess1994:

like a memory of a dog swimming

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livelaughrunlift:

magicalnaturetour:

Young elephant playing on a beach in Phuket, Thailand by John Lindie

I love elephants

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Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly waiting backstage at the RKO Pantages Theatre, during the 28th Annual Academy Awards, 1956.

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image: A hungry young booby waits patiently for its parents to return.

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