Sanctimonious Foolishness

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i’ll see you in heck

(via rosesalltheray)


That’s it, that’s the show.

(featuring Matthew James Thomas as Pippin & Terrence Mann as Charlemagne)

Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2: bro..


whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via mkusunshine)

Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4


i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via moriarty)